BirthdayCard.online

Happy Birthday to the person who has seen me at my absolute worst and somehow hasn’t blocked my number yet. Honestly, that’s true friendship. I was going to write something really poetic and moving, but then I remembered who I was talking to, and I didn't want to shock your system. So instead, I’ll just say: thank you for being the only person as weird as I am. Thank you for agreeing with my terrible ideas and for being the person I can send 15 memes to in a row without judgment. You’re getting dangerously close to 'old' status now, so please try not to break a hip while celebrating. You’re a legend, a nuisance, and a top-tier friend. Let’s go get some drinks and celebrate the fact that you’ve survived another year of my influence!